Behind every angry woman is a man who has no idea what he's done wrong!

Did you enjoy the Eurovulsion song contest...........................?

Are southerners allowed to look at the NORTHERN lights? They're better wi'nowt taken out. mother. not like yer soft southern jessie lights.

Symphony No 2 in E flat major - three flats.

I hope they play his Symphony No 2 when they dedicate the three flats.

......and the choo-choo trains. When young I used to go to Stockport CC on Sunday (they were really dull in the 1950's) where the Buxton line runs alongside the ground. On Sundays they played one day "Cavalier" games starring the Test players who were "pro's" in the Leagues; Sobers & Dolly...

Lots of steam excursions on the Settle - Carlisle line. Stunning scenery. The cricket ground looks good considering the wet weather this winter. The Fellsman:- https://settlecarlislesteam.co.uk/2024/1st-may-2024-the-fellsman

Excellent - thanks

He was so shocked smoke came out of his ears.

Yes - he was on fire about it.

I’ve just installed an electric fence around my garden, however my neighbour was not very happy about, in fact he’s dead against!!!